The Grasshopper Trap

  Author:    Patrick F. McManus
  ISBN:    0805001115
  Sales Rank:    32559
  Published:    1986-09-15
  Publisher:    Owl Books
  # Pages:    228
  Binding:    Paperback
  Avg. Rating:    5.0 based on 10 reviews
  Used Offers:    164 from $4.16
  Amazon Price:    $11.20
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The Grasshopper Trap
  
The bestselling author of They Shoot Canoes, Don't They? is at it again with more of his zany spoofs of The Great Outdoors.
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04-09-08 5 (NA)
(Hide Review...)  On of Pat's Best
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Of the many books I have borrowed from my dad, this was one that I have read repeatedly. Unlike some humor, I still chuckle every time I read "A hunker is not a squat" or the one about the grasshopper trap. This is one of three of Pat's books that I regularly give as gifts to those young men of impressionable age in their pre-teen and teen age years. Hopefully reading this book will enlighten both their minds and hearts.
(Review Data Last Updated: 2008-08-29 10:07:13 EST)
04-09-08 5 (NA)
(Hide Review...)  On of Pat's Best
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Of the many books I have borrowed from my dad, this was one that I have read repeatedly. Unlike some humor, I still chuckle every time I read "A hunker is not a squat" or the one about the grasshopper trap. This is one of three of Pat's books that I regularly give as gifts to those young men of impressionable age in their pre-teen and teen age years. Hopefully reading this book will enlighten both their minds and hearts.
(Review Data Last Updated: 2008-11-11 11:20:48 EST)
03-14-05 5 1\1
(Hide Review...)  Hilarious!
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I picked this book up at a liquidation sale at a used book store mainly because I liked the title and not knowing anything about the author. This was my first reading of Patrick McManus and now I just have to read more of his works. My better half was trying to watch TV while I was reading this and I kept interrupting by reading sections of the book. His comment was "I can relate to that." I got to the point where I couldn't read any more until I wiped my eyes. This is a must-read for anyone who needs a good laugh.
(Review Data Last Updated: 2008-04-10 07:41:37 EST)
03-13-05 5 1\1
(Hide Review...)  Hilarious!
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I picked this book up at a liquidation sale at a used book store mainly because I liked the title and not knowing anything about the author. This was my first reading of Patrick McManus and now I just have to read more of his works. My better half was trying to watch TV while I was reading this and I kept interrupting by reading sections of the book. His comment was "I can relate to that." I got to the point where I couldn't read any more until I wiped my eyes. This is a must-read for anyone who needs a good laugh.
(Review Data Last Updated: 2007-04-11 08:53:22 EST)
01-09-05 5 5\5
(Hide Review...)  'Pass out laughing' funny
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I have always thought that Patrick McManus is the funniest writer on the planet. I read his stories when I need to laugh or relax. Sometimes I irritate my wife by reading it in bed. I try not to laugh out loud, but I only succeed in sounding like I am trying to muffle continuous sneezes.

However, not everyone gets it. I have been shocked by watching people read McManus without so much as a smile (though most start snorting like wild pigs on acid) . My only guess is that getting McManus requires a couple things. First, it requires some understanding of his experiences. He absolutely nails all of the stupid things 'outdoors men (outdoors people)' do and think, but don't want anybody to know about. Second, you have to see the self-deprecating aspect of his humor. Third, you can't look for great literature in integrated books. Patrick McManus is an excellent writer, if you see these as independent stories simply collected in a volume. They are meant for adults who want to laugh at themselves. So, If you are willing to or already meet the above three criteria, you will love this book.

By the way, I am a professor of clinical psychology and (other than worrying a little about McManus) I sometimes recommend this and other McManus books. I do this with people who have racing thoughts and anxiety at bedtime, and when I believe they have the necessary experiences to find it funny. It often works quite well. I think of his stories as little pieces of happiness. (Oh, that even makes me sick to hear. Sorry)
(Review Data Last Updated: 2007-12-15 07:53:45 EST)
01-22-03 5 2\3
(Hide Review...)  Strange Encounters of the Bird Kind
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The title of these comments is from one of the tales in this third collection of short stories I have read by Mr. Patrick F. McManus. The author has been writing the yarns and his versions of his childhood "true" stories for decades, and has now produced 12 collections of these essays in book form. Many of the stories are about being outdoors and failing miserably as a hunter and fisherman, but one gets the impression that to the extent he fails, he does with seeming intent. It's the outdoors he loves, not harming it or its inhabitants. When he does speak of a successful outing with his friends he complains so much about the "success" that again you can tell coming home empty handed is his real goal. A collection of stories is what he is after.

The best stories here range from his childhood when speaking of why an 8 year old is perfectly competent to own his first knife, while even one day short of the 8th anniversary would be nothing less than a felony were a knife to be given to such an infant. He goes on at length as to how men delude themselves in to their thinking they have convinced their wives how their gun collections multiply without a single purchase. And in a story entitled, "A Hunker Is Not A Squat", he explains how with the correct posture, a stick and a dirt floor, The United Nations would be unnecessary, and world conflicts would end.

Mr. McManus writes for everyone who enjoys a good laugh, uncontrived humor, and just simple observations about human nature. He does not preach about the solutions to world problems, claim a cure for the common cold, or how to get rich. He just gives the reader the gift of laughter, an invaluable gift.

(Review Data Last Updated: 2007-06-26 07:51:26 EST)
01-21-03 5 2\3
(Hide Review...)  Strange Encounters of the Bird Kind
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The title of these comments is from one of the tales in this third collection of short stories I have read by Mr. Patrick F. McManus. The author has been writing the yarns and his versions of his childhood "true" stories for decades, and has now produced 12 collections of these essays in book form. Many of the stories are about being outdoors and failing miserably as a hunter and fisherman, but one gets the impression that to the extent he fails, he does with seeming intent. It's the outdoors he loves, not harming it or its inhabitants. When he does speak of a successful outing with his friends he complains so much about the "success" that again you can tell coming home empty handed is his real goal. A collection of stories is what he is after.

The best stories here range from his childhood when speaking of why an 8 year old is perfectly competent to own his first knife, while even one day short of the 8th anniversary would be nothing less than a felony were a knife to be given to such an infant. He goes on at length as to how men delude themselves in to their thinking they have convinced their wives how their gun collections multiply without a single purchase. And in a story entitled, "A Hunker Is Not A Squat", he explains how with the correct posture, a stick and a dirt floor, The United Nations would be unnecessary, and world conflicts would end.

Mr. McManus writes for everyone who enjoys a good laugh, uncontrived humor, and just simple observations about human nature. He does not preach about the solutions to world problems, claim a cure for the common cold, or how to get rich. He just gives the reader the gift of laughter, an invaluable gift.

(Review Data Last Updated: 2006-01-17 08:48:09 EST)
05-23-00 5 9\9
(Hide Review...)  A Delight!
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A book filled with humorous stories, this compilation of experiences was a treat to read! The Grasshopper Trap is only the second book I've read by Patrick McManus but now I want to track down all of his stories. McManus writes humor without the obscene, offensive language that seems so common everywhere these days. It's a refreshing, fun read with stories that entertain as well as remind us of a simpler, less frantic way of life.
(Review Data Last Updated: 2007-12-15 07:53:45 EST)
11-19-99 5 3\3
(Hide Review...)  If you don't like laughing, DON'T READ THIS BOOK!
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This is just one of those books that's great when, well, anytime
(Review Data Last Updated: 2006-01-17 08:48:09 EST)
08-12-99 5 1\1
(Hide Review...)  Laugh-o-rama
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I really like these kind of books. I had so much fun readingabout his weird shenanigans, I liked it almost as much as"Everything I Need to Know About Life I Learned in the Bush" and I liked it more than "Life is a 'Transit'-ory thing". It's really fun to read stuff like this on a rainy day, or even on a sunny day. What else can I say? I just really enjoyed this book.
(Review Data Last Updated: 2006-01-17 08:48:09 EST)
11-24-96 5 1\1
(Hide Review...)  Outdoors situations that go from bad to worse...
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Why would a grown man go berserk just because someone suggested fishing with balls of grasshopper paste? How does someone win the "fastest hopping in a sleeping bag" prize, and why would you hold the contest? Who would send a letter to their wife that began "Dear Dump"? Who would suggest sending a dead alligator in for the second half? What does a Deer and Elk hauler that costs $1.98 look like? Just a few of the great puzzles in life awaiting you here!
(Review Data Last Updated: 2006-01-17 08:48:09 EST)
  
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